Crazy Sites

These websites have been carefully selected to be 100% completely batshit insane. Only the most certifiable lunatics are able to make such bizarre websites. I certainly enjoy them all immensely.

alexchiu.com - Alex Chiu thinks he has invented something to make humans immortal, and you can buy it and see if he is right; more recently he has invented a pill to make you better looking than a supermodel
BlackLight Power, Inc. - Dr. Randell Mills’s website, the website of a real genuine mad scientist who came up with his own Grand Unified Theory of physics to unite Quantum Physics and the Theory of Relativity
davidicke.com - David Icke believes our world is secretly ruled by space aliens who resemble reptiles and disguise themselves as humans
Discordianism - a strange religion, based on worship of Eris, the Goddess of Confusion, whose theologians have stolen many ideas from the Church of the SubGenius, or perhaps it is the other way around and the SubGenii stole their ideas from the Discordians
fixedearth.com - website for those who believe the Earth is indeed round, but not moving anywhere (the Geocentric Model, as opposed to the Copernican Model)
The Flat Earth Society - the smartest people in the entire world are members of this organization that proudly proclaims that the Earth is not round, but flat
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - also known as Pastafarianism, this religion was founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson, a pirate who hates ninjas; people claim it is a parody religion like Discordianism or the Church of the SubGenius, but actually, all of these are very real religions, or rather, dangerous evil cults
Heaven’s Gate - a crazy suicide cult whose 39 members all killed themselves on March 26, 1997 in order to escape Earth on Comet Hale-Bopp; obviously they are all dead now but somebody is keeping their website online anyway
The Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn - a postmodern parody religion that came after Discordianism and the Church of the SubGenius, but before the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; this cult is very specific about how it is a fake religion and is actually intended to promote atheism, which proves that is really is a dangerous cult, perhaps the most dangerous of all
The Raelian Movement - a worldwide UFO cult run by a crazy Frenchman, they believe all life on Earth was genetically engineered by space aliens who came here on flying saucers, and they want to make humans immortal by cloning people and then transferring the memories from the original person to the clone
raptureready.com - all about the “rapture” and the “end times”
The Church of Satan - the world's first Satanic church that is not an underground organization, they worship the devil even though they do not believe in him, and they were led by Anton Szandor LaVey from their founding in 1966 in San Francisco until his death in 1997
The Church of Scientology - the “evil cult” which includes many Hollywood actors, all of whom follow the teachings of the late science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard; the most famous follower of this cult is Tom Cruise, but they have many other Hollywood actors as cult members too
The Church of the SubGenius - the most bizarre, craziest cult ever to exist, whose members worship J. R. “Bob” Dobbs and pursue the goal of Slack; the only cult with its own operating system (Slackware Linux); for newcomers I recommend the Radio (HoS) link at the top, and then you can download a podcast of the weekly radio show, which is incredibly funny; according to “SubGenii” the world will end on July 5, 1998, and all dues-paying members of the church will be “ruptured” onto Pleasure Saucers to mate with Alien Sex Goddesses and then fly to Planet X, the promised land
timecube.com - find out about the “time cube”, a nonsensical idea dreamed up by a schizophrenic man named Dr. Gene Ray who never actually earned a doctorate but awarded one to himself because he considers himself The Wisest Human
The Unification Church - the followers of Sun Myung Moon, a.k.a. the Mooninites, whoops, I meant Moonies, who control the 2nd biggest newspaper in Washington, DC, the Washington Times, and have been steadfast supporters of the Republican party since the Nixon Administration
Wax-Work Radio - crazy awesome radio shows that were broadcast on WHRW 90.5 FM, Binghamton, New York

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